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Favorite Jokes

Spell

What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!

Orphan

What is an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.

Forehead

Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!

Asthma

What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?

An arti-“choke”!

Menu

What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.

Orphan

What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?

Milk, because no one came back with any.

Speaker

I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.