Fat

Fat Jokes

Insult

Bully: You're a loser and fat.

Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.

Mouth

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

Guy

What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"

Hairline

You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!

Roast

Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.

Mom

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

Scale

Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."

Eye

Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.

Mom

Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

Mom

Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Mom

Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.