Fat

Fat Jokes

what's the worst thing to happen to a japanese person in ww2...being drafted as a kamikaze pilot or existing with a fat man or little boy

McNeill mom wrote a shopping list for supper ... cabbage _50 Carrots-50 Cooking fat -100 Onions_20 Tomato-20 salt-10 Total=250 she gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients. McNeill took long to return home from the shopping ... His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long . McNeill answered I have all the ingredients but I'm looking for total

Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture you were considered as an island. Bully:(Speechless)

Yo mama so fat she didn't just cross the border she crossed ALL The borders

short version: yo mama so fat she touches every border

Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry except fat people eat many more portions

Your momma is so fat when she got in the Pacific she became the Pacific ocean Your mama so ugly she got everything for free