me: Mom the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
fat kid jumps in the pool. the popular girl: I thought there was going to be a tsunami. the fat kid: I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean.
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything
You are so fat and ugly chucky didn't even want to play with you.
your mama so fat when scientist discovered her they thought it was a new galaxy
why are all asians so skinny? Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared
your mom is so fat wen you printid the picshor it wold not stop printingπππ€£π€£
yoo mama is so fat she jump on a trampoline and she broke it
yo moma so fat she eat 60 big macs wall singing badaaha
ME: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O MY FRIEND: whatβs that supposed to mean ME: O B C D
Your mum is so fat when the doctors did her x-ray the doctor said to her "i want your x-ray not an eliphants x-ray"
Your mum is so fat when she was sitting on a scale the number couldnt even fit in the scale and came shooting out
Your mum is so fat when she was on front of my apartment i couldnt get in
Your mum is so fat when she roleplayed wonder woman she couldnt fit in the invisible jet
Your mum is so fat flat earthers think shes round
yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men but they think there's only one side of her ;v; I tried making one of my own
yo mama so fat and old she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs
bro yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence
You know that I see my sister at home from school she says everyone bulies me I say because your a fat a**
you are fat
