Fat

Fat Jokes

Cake

Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.

Mama

Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.

Whale

Last week I went on a whale watch.

After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.

Mum

Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.

Mum

Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.

Land

Her: "Land of the free".

Me: *fat*

Her: What do you mean?

Me: It's not fat-free.

Mama

Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.

Weight

I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.