When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet toilet said a b c d e f g get your fat ass off of me
Statistically 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10 year old boy with a fat ass.
Did you know that, statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, not me though; I live next door to a lil 10 year old boy with a FAT ASS yenno what I'm sayin??? -Filthy Frank
I have a fat ass
Emergency is their doctor anywhere ? My mom has a few problems & those problems is that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.
God needed and extra 2 hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
who is the most horny and fat ass god? - kim jung un
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat ass brother
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings abc 123 get your fat ass off of me !!!!
your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet she couldnt because her fat ass cant fit on the tolilet seat
the sad thing is when they ride the scooters in wal mart.....really you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with.....and damned if they arent buying diet soda.....please....cull this shit...we dont need them in society...kfc is not a disease
or so fat your a scail said fat ass
I got barred from weight watchers today it wasn't my fault it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room all i did was say that it was the funniest game of hungry hungry hippo's that I have ever seen
yo mama so fat when the rock hit her with a rock bottom her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out her belly
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them and all you can focus on is that trunk.
Once a pon a time lived a fat ass named steve and got rabies and died the end!
Shut the fuck up u fat bitch u always like to roast others but u cant walk up the stairs whithout passing out u fat stupid bitch and i caught you break into someones house just to steal a peace of candy fat ass bitch.
Yo Mama so fat she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your fat ass mom
