Curvy jokes

Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!

I thought when my friends called me curvy, it was a compliment, but it turns out they were referring to my spine.

There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???

Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.

You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

What's one thing gay people can't draw?

A straight line.

Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.