fart a lot
why did kill himself
becuase he is adopet to a fat man who farts
why did hittle kill himself because he wanted to buy car but the hittler farted
ur mama is so fat when she farted the world had to wear gas masks
yo mama so fat when she farts its counted as a new gas element
A russian, a brit and a terrorist are in an air balloon. First the russian says "i dare to throw a stone down" So he does that but the others dont seem to be impressed so the brit says " i dare to throw a brick down " so again he does that, the russian is impressed but the terrorist laughs and says " i dare to throw a bomb down " so he does that and everybody cant believe what they have just seen so a bit further they land and a shocked and an afraid little boy comes running up to them so they ask what happened, on wich the little boy said " I farted and my school exploded".
i farted
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl? The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhoea when you pull your meat out
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas"
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how? Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same
TOP G ADVICE: You’re either a smart fella or a fart smella.
When the nlgga is fart!!!
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM
Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
Dark..Humor :)
A woman comes from a restaurant and ate a lot of beans. When she gets home his husband puts a blindfold on hair and says not to take it off. The lady hears her husband leave the room and starts farting really loudly. When the husband comes back and takes of the blind fold the lady sees 12 people with pegs on there nose singing happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Art more like fart hahahahhahahahahahhah
You momma's so fat she farted in bed and blew the covers off
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