why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions
my bad but you stink so bad you past by a trashcan and it yes wow! i didnt know i had family!
pregnant teen: im pregnant my mums gonna kill me. Unborn baby: my mums gonna kill me
Do trees pee?
How else do we have No.1 pencils? 🤔
My entire family “TAKE THIS GIRL TO AN ASYLUM!!!” Me “OH NO” 💀
You are so adopted that that you don't have a home button on google maps.
so i was on the phone with a scam caller, he said he knew where i lived and would kill my children and wife jokes on him i already did.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
Why did the orphan like to jump. So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with there parents. 1 like=10 more orphans in my basment
What is difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support its family.
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME Officer: you ok kid? Me: dont worry! hes my nephew, there was a big spider Officer: oh ok ma'am *walks off* When officer leaves: Me: *gets whip* what did I say about leaving the basement
I. Have no dad no milk and no mom so that means no tits like if u can relate
"Jesus can turn water into wine,but I can turn your mother into mine " -Sun Tzu the art of creating war
Whats the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
My mom asks "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK-"
Son: What's for dinner tonight? Mon: Steak! Son: Mom you know I only eat veggies, so what's for me? Mim: HUNGER!
Your family is so poor when you knocked the door for money I offered you a penny and when you knocked again the rock answered and knocked you out
mom: please eat baby! baby: NO! mom: here comes the airplane!
Orphan: asks you random joke what is the difference between my bomerang and my parents Me: the boomerange came back
A teacher wanted to sing so she did this is what she said "you have no family, even though broker than me"
I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.
