IWS/INGEN - COLLAB ACC!

I love touching little kids

Registered on 2/25/2023 · 47 followers · Last active 11 months ago

A man is smiling knowingly and pointing to his head. Text overlaid on the image reads, "No one can break your heart if you don't let them into your life."

The image shows three bags of sugar. The top two bags say "Sugar" and the second bag on the left shows the text "Sugar Free" on a blue label. The bag on the right shows the text "Sugar Free" on a green label. At the bottom of the image, a woman appears to be confused, and below her image is the text "wat".

My child: "Dad, am I beautiful?"

Me: "You’re like the sun, sweetie. You’re painful to look at."

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

1 like = 1 more child in my basement.

I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.

The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are

"I know that everyone is allowed to act stupid once in a while, but you’re really abusing that privilege."