Sun Tzu

Sun Tzu Jokes

“If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy.”

-Sun Tzu, Art of War.

"Jesus can turn water into wine,but I can turn your mother into mine " -Sun Tzu the art of creating war

“If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner” Sun Tzu, The Art of War

“Remember switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading.” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life.” -Sun Tzu

“A foolish man is lactose intolerant, A wise man simply tolerates it” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War