"Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mother into mine."
- Sun Tzu, *The Art of Creating War*
“The naked man fears no pickpocket” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
"If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies' spawn."
- Sun Tzu
You may not rest, there are monsters nearby”
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
“If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner” Sun Tzu, The Art of War
“If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag.”
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Warning, All unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art of war
“Remember switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading.” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
You can drink drinks but you can't food foods" -Sun Tzu, The art of food
Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life.” -Sun Tzu
“A foolish man is lactose intolerant, A wise man simply tolerates it” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
