Sun Tzu jokes
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"The naked man fears no pickpocket."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mother into mine."
- Sun Tzu, *The Art of Creating War*
"You may not rest, there are monsters nearby."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies' spawn."
- Sun Tzu
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
- Sun Tzu
"You can drink drinks, but you can't food foods."
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of Food
China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.
Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.
I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.