Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
The first child, Daisy, asks her mother why she is named Daisy. The mother said, "That's because a daisy fell on your head when you were born."
The second child, Raindrop, asked why he is named Raindrop, and the mother said, "That's because a drop of rain fell on your head when you were born."
Then the third child, Cinderblock, said, "fxg,kxf dsdsvtg,hjer,btjh,rbtsvikvsdtxde43f."
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one get one free
Dr. Seuss dark jokes.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!