What is the difference between an orphan and a non- orphan, you can slap the orphan but not the non- orphan because they can actually tell their parents
why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
to see his closest relatives
Mom: I'm getting you a dog!
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?
Me: ...
Me: Bitch please.
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making into a house and halucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies arent real. You cant and will never get a home"
Next day they make cardboard parents so i threw that away and said "May attention to reality, you will never get parents:
Next day they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again I said "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent" The orphan responded with "Oh really?! How so" I just simply said "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat out old people!"
me when the your uh uhhhh when your me when the your uhhh uhhhhh mom
You're so ugly when a pig saw you it thought that you were there family member .
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookie and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple kool-aid.
why do orphans not know how to spell.
because know one likes them dump people.🤭🤡
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
When you meet your gf at the family reunion
Who come when a orphan gets married, they are allowed back in family restaurants but when i go in alone I'm not allowed. I have some parents for god's sake
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone? He can't afford a family pack
why cant the orphan eat doritos They where all family sized
my uncle died on 9 11. her last words were Allah Ackbar.
you and your sister always get into a fight a she says "i dont care" then you say right away "about you"
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors
I walked pass by a orphanage, the orphan started to call me names and I said " A least I have a family".
Why do orphan hates family size candy. Because he can't share it with his family.
I got sent to the principles office for giving a orphan kid a family size pack
