Family

Family jokes

My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.

I don't think she lskdjfklsdjf.

If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...

A female cow doesn't have a dick.

What's the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?

One has a home.

The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Not your dad."

Then he says, "What comes after 47?"

The quiet kid says, "AK."

Kid: Imagine being an orphan!

Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*

Kid: WAIT, WHAT!

Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?

Because it doesn’t have a home button.

I made a website about orphans.

But I can’t make a home page.

Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.

Student one orphan: I don't have any.

Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?

Student one orphan: What!

Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.