Family jokes

Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹

The reason your dad never came back with the milk is 'cause he ran 88 mph downhill.

I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.

I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"

And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"

And I said: "Your parents."

Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?

Daddy never came back with the milk.

I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?

Where did daddy cum in the bed?...

Everywhere!

Dear Orphans,

I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)

I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.

A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.

Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥

I smacked an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.

I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.

Then I got fired from the orphanage.

What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?

Nothing, they are both just memories.

Why do orphans have water with their cereal?

Because the dad never came back with the milk.

When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?

When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.

Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*

No one:

Literally no one:

Me: Time to make his life hell.😈

Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?

They kept yelling, "Go home!"

My stepsister is a big titty goth. Should I tap that?