Family jokes
Why does my brother have no mom?
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
Your mom is hot.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Their dad never came with the milk.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.