Family

Family jokes

So, when I'm about to take a shower, my mom says, "Take a shower." When I'm about to take out the trash, my mom says, "Take out the trash."

Whenever you're mad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?

Because she has to get on her knees.

Why did your parents abandon you?

Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Only one of them gets picked...

"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."

You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.