Family jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"
"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
Orphan, sorry.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Pick up lines.
"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"
"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."