Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
Family Jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car?
Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job."
Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad). Dad, ewww, your dick tastes like shite!"
Dad: Oh, that's right, I lent your brother the car.
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
I punched my mom for no freaking reason.
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?
Still being in the orphanage at 13.
Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.
Birthday girl: Oh wow!
Parent: Anyone missing?
Birthday girl: Your parents.
You're an orphan.
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
