Family jokes
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?
They both went down on my dad.
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because the dad never came with the milk.
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
I made a website for orphans.
There’s no homepage.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.