What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
My uncle can't walk straight. I think it's because he's gay.
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
MORE JOKES COMING SOON LMAO ;]
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so I cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand, I'm glad to help.
I was horrified when my wife told me that my six-year-old son wasn't actually mine. Apparently, I need to pay more attention during school pick-up.
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
Or is she asking her son, "Do you know Newton?"
The boy said, "No, I don't know."
She said to him, "If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!"
The boy said, "Ok, do you know Ikhlod?"
She said to him, "No, who is she?"
He said to her, "If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her."
The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
