Expiration

Expiration jokes

Bread

    • I was running away from expired grocery items with my friend, when I got out I noticed he was left for bread. I felt so guilty, he was toast. I'm not loafing this.

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    Yo mama

    • Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."

    Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.

    Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.

    Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.

    Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.

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    • Marriage License

    • I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!

    Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!

    Emo

    • Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.

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    • (As per Cosmo's request)

    Jack opened his drying eyes, awoken by a piercing ray of sunlight shining through crooked blinds. A gentle smell wafted in from the corner of what his temporarily blinded eyes knew to be a dilapidated kitchen. It was the one good thing about his life, that smell. He closed his eyes once more and awaited his call.

    “Jacky, breakfast time!” beckoned that oh-so-familiar girlish voice. “Oh, sil… Read more

    • Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more

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