Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
Me being raped is like my birth certificate; it doesn't expire.
What do you call butter without an expiration date?
A miracle butter, because wow!
I was running away from expired grocery items with my friend, when I got out I noticed he was left for bread. I felt so guilty, he was toast. I'm not loafing this.
what did the expired butter do once it had expired
it did an expire
Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.
Why does Sour Cream have an expiration date?
