There was a big problem yesterday.
My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.
Expiration Jokes
What's the same thing between milk and a kid with cancer?
They both have an expiry date.
Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
TIME TO KILL FURRYS MUHAHAHAHA
Me being raped is like my birth certificate; it doesn't expire.
What do you call butter without an expiration date?
A miracle butter, because wow!
I was running away from expired grocery items with my friend, when I got out I noticed he was left for bread. I felt so guilty, he was toast. I'm not loafing this.
Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.
What did the expired butter do once it had expired?
It did an expire.
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
