Me being Raped is like my birth certificate it doesn't expire.
what do you call a butter without an expiration date
a miracle butter because wow!
I was running away from expired grocery items with my friend, when i got out i noticed he was left for bread, i felt so guilty, he was toast. I'm not loafing this
yo head so freaking small people thought it was an expired grape
what did the expired butter do once it had expired
it did an expire
yo mama so old on her birth certificate it said expired yo mama so fat when she sat non a rainbow skittles popped out yo mama so fat when she sat on walmart the prices went down yo mama so poor she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list yo mama so ugly she made the deviel go to church
