Existence jokes

What's the similarity between a broken pencil and my life?

They're both pointless.

When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?

I think that you're an accident!

Your life, that's all.

What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?

My clothes don't hang themselves...

The difference between my life and a joke is that a joke has meaning.

Error code 404. "Will to live" not found.

Smileandtalk.exe has stopped working.

Tell me a joke.

My life.

A chair came to life and said, "I'm alive!"

I said, "Yes, I know I am."

Your life. That's all.

My therapist said to try having a different outlook on life.

I agree. I should have a different outlook on life. Preferably from underground.

The joke is my life.

In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.

My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.

Life's like a dick. Women make it hard for no reason.

Must. Escape. Meme.

Existence is what meme stands for for some haters.

Me. I am the worst joke ever.

Dumb kid: What does homework mean?

Teacher: J0K35? (J0K35 is me btw) can you explain to DK what homework means, please?

Me:

"Half Of My Existence Wasted On Random Knowledge"

Worried I am dead.

You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?

Answer: Living.

The best joke in the world is me.

Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.

How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <: