What's the similarity between a broken pencil and my life?
They're both pointless.
What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?
My clothes don't hang themselves...
The difference between my life and a joke is that a joke has meaning.
Error code 404. "Will to live" not found.
Smileandtalk.exe has stopped working.
The joke is my life.
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
Must. Escape. Meme.
Existence is what meme stands for for some haters.
Me. I am the worst joke ever.
The best joke in the world is me.
Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.