Existence

Existence Jokes

What's the similarity between a broken pencil and my life?

They're both pointless.

When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?

I think that you're an accident!

My therapist said to try having a different outlook on life.

I agree. I should have a different outlook on life. Preferably from underground.

In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.

My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.

Dumb kid: What does homework mean?

Teacher: J0K35? (J0K35 is me btw) can you explain to DK what homework means, please?

Me:

"Half Of My Existence Wasted On Random Knowledge"

How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <: