I knew the human race made mistakes, but you're the worst I've seen so far...
Today I explain what things are fake: serial killers, clowns, Billy, fairies, your life, God, Jesus, your mom, and all your crappy fan-fictions about being saved from your even crappier life.
I'm also gonna explain real stuff: YouTube, your dad, scientists, teachers, God, Jesus, and Billy.
Stuff on both is real and fake depending on who you are. Your life IS fake. A lot of idiots will read this.
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
Who are you?
Yourself.
My girlfriend is like Toys R Us.
She does not exist.
You want a joke? My entire existence.
My existence
My chance of finding love.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens didn't exist then.
People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.
Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.
It says enter a joke, but I can't enter my life.
A Boy asked his Dad : « Why didn’t you make love with my mom daddy ? » Dad : « Because I’m gay »
*Son started making out with his daddy and sucking his daddy’s big peepee*
Son : « W- Wait a minute.. So how did i exist if you didn’t make love with my mom if you’re not straight ? » Dad : « Because you are not real and i didn’t even have a wife »
The Son Waked Up from his horrible nightmare And He looked so scared, he did leave his bed to check out his dad but he didn’t find his dad, until his dad entered the house and he said to his son : « Why you did look so worried I’m just bringing some food for breakfast » Son : « Well but why your hands is full of cum ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) » Dad : « Because i did it with you last night i did you forgot .. » Son : « But it was a nightmare .. »
*Dad turns into a monster*
Dad : « I’m your nightmare »
The Son waked up and he seemed too scared and he found himself beside his dad torturing him after he discovered he’s gay.
The Son with himself: « Wake up b*tch wake up b*tch !!!!!! »
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Did you hear about the person who died? I would tell you about him, but he died.
My life is a joke.
Why is the elephant headed God the true God?
Because he doesn't exist!
Premise 1 : IF God exists , he exists. Premise 2 : If God exists , he exists. Premise 3 : IF God exists , he definitely exists. Conclusion : therefore he exists
Life is beautiful, but you are ugly.
Stephen Hawking said there is no God.
2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
wanna hear a mean joke? my life
How is the world like dirt?
Because we don't think twice about it.
