Existence

Existence jokes

Once upon a time, there was a poor man, a middle-class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said, "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle-class man said, "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said, "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me."

And then the wall fell on them.

So, I was laying in bed and it's winter, so my room is always cold because the heater doesn't work.

And I was thinking.... It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me.... Then I laughed because who would wanna be with me. Hahaha

Beast joke ever: my life... Oh wait, I don't have one.

What's the similarity between a broken pencil and my life?

They're both pointless.

When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?

I think that you're an accident!

What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?

My clothes don't hang themselves...

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    • My therapist said to try having a different outlook on life.

    I agree. I should have a different outlook on life. Preferably from underground.

    In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.

    My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.