Excrement

Excrement Jokes

Barbecue

Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.

Poo

Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.

Poop

Why were the baker's hands brown?

Because he was kneading a poop.

Poop

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

Poop

I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.

I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot πŸ€‘ πŸ€‘ πŸ€‘ πŸ€‘ πŸ€‘

I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.

Shit

What did one butt cheek say to the other?

"Together we can stop this shit."

Answer

You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!

The other person: Who?

You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.

Butt

What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?

Poop

Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!

Poop

Squirrel: I got a joke.

Dog: What the hell is it?

Squirrel: I clicked my nuts and clicked my poop.

Fart

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