Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.
Excrement Jokes
Why did the poop shout, "Ooh!"
It was poohp.
Why were the baker's hands brown?
Because he was kneading a poop.
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
Shit.
I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.
I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑
I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.
Why does a kid yell, "Shit?"
Because he had to take one.
Why did the baker's hands smell of shit?
He kneaded a turd.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
If Trump pooped in a toilet, the toilet would die.
HOLY CRAP!!!
Crap with holes in it.
Get it? HOLE - Y?
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
Why was the toilet angry?
Because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
Squirrel: I got a joke.
Dog: What the hell is it?
Squirrel: I clicked my nuts and clicked my poop.
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
Maishah the poo turned into a fart, which is the big fart monster's best friend. This is her: 🐷🐷🐷🐷🤢🤢🤢💩💩💩💩👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻🐽🐽🐽
What did the poo say to the fart:
You blow me away!
I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it.
I took some of the boo boo out, licked it, and rubbed it on a wall, making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and I saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.
