Why did the poop shout, "Ooh!"
It was poohp.
I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.
I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑
I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.
Why does a kid yell, "Shit?"
Because he had to take one.
Why did the baker's hands smell of shit?
He kneaded a turd.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
If Trump pooped in a toilet, the toilet would die.
HOLY CRAP!!!
Crap with holes in it.
Get it? HOLE - Y?
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
Squirrel: I got a joke.
Dog: What the hell is it?
Squirrel: I clicked my nuts and clicked my poop.
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
Maishah the poo turned into a fart, which is the big fart monster's best friend. This is her: 🐷🐷🐷🐷🤢🤢🤢💩💩💩💩👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻🐽🐽🐽
What did the poo say to the fart:
You blow me away!
I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it.
I took some of the boo boo out, licked it, and rubbed it on a wall, making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and I saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.
Poo.
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
PP in the poo poo.
We spend the weekend getting the poop out!
Snort poo poo.
Pooooop.
