Excrement jokes

I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it.

I took some of the boo boo out, licked it, and rubbed it on a wall, making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and I saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.

A man takes his dog out and steps in shit. He exclaims "WHAT THE DEUCE!"

Poo.

What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!

PP in the poo poo.

We spend the weekend getting the poop out!

Snort poo poo.

Pooooop.