Excrement jokes
HOLY CRAP!!!
Crap with holes in it.
Get it? HOLE - Y?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
Poo.
I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it.
I took some of the boo boo out, licked it, and rubbed it on a wall, making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and I saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.
Why did the poop shout, "Ooh!"
It was poohp.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?