Excrement jokes
I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it.
I took some of the boo boo out, licked it, and rubbed it on a wall, making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and I saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.
Why does a kid yell, "Shit?"
Because he had to take one.
PP in the poo poo.
Pooooop.
Why was the toilet angry?
Because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>
Snort poo poo.
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.