Exaggeration jokes
Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!
Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.
Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry.
Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!
Yo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out, it took 15 years to finish!
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven...
Your forehead is so big, your face is on your chin.
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!
Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed Death.
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan.
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him.
Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.
Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
Yo forehead is bigger than the Great Wall of China!
Your momma is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio!
I'm telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution.
As a scientist, I confirm that you speak too fast. It has a speed of 1 bullshit per second.
Yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry.
Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.