Exaggeration jokes

Yo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out, it took 15 years to finish!

Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!

Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.

I'm telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution.

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  • As a scientist, I confirm that you speak too fast. It has a speed of 1 bullshit per second.

    Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.

    Your mama is so fat, when she went camping, the bears hid their food from her.

    Friend: I'm gonna go ask out my crush.

    Me: *fake sneezes* Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.