Public speaking is a more popular fear than snakes, and you don't see anyone walking in Australia and shout, "Look out! A podium!"
Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"
Yo mama so hairy that when she go to the hair salon they say, "No pets allowed."
Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
Yo' mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Your mama is so short, she does backflips under her bed.
Yo mama so poor she walked into an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
Chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago, but death hasn't built up the courage to tell him.
I didn't fart. My ass likes you so much, it just blew you a kiss!
You're overreacting.
In the average room, there are about 2,894,638 items that Chuck Norris can use to kill you, including the room itself.
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
Yo mamma so ugly that even God said, "Be gone, DEMON!"
