Exaggeration jokes

Chuck Norris used to be an orphan.

Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him.

Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.

Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.

Yo forehead is bigger than the Great Wall of China!

Your momma is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio!

I'm telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution.

As a scientist, I confirm that you speak too fast. It has a speed of 1 bullshit per second.

Yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry.

Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.

"Yo mama's so fat, that I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing today!"

Damn, bitch, you got a big ass for a head!

Your mama is so fat, when she went camping, the bears hid their food from her.

Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.

Friend: I'm gonna go ask out my crush.

Me: *fake sneezes* Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.

Yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap.

Chuck Norris trained Dude Perfect how to do it.

The day after Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.

Yo mama so fat that when she crossed the road, people mistook her for a roundabout.

Nobody

Literally nobody

Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?

Your mama so fat, when Santa saw her he said, "Ho, ho, holy s***!"