As a scientist, I confirm that you speak too fast. It has a speed of 1 bullshit per second.
Yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry.
Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.
Damn, bitch, you got a big ass for a head!
Your mama is so fat, when she went camping, the bears hid their food from her.
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
Friend: I'm gonna go ask out my crush.
Me: *fake sneezes* Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
Yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap.
Chuck Norris trained Dude Perfect how to do it.
The day after Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.
Yo mama so fat that when she crossed the road, people mistook her for a roundabout.
Nobody
Literally nobody
Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?
Your mama so fat, when Santa saw her he said, "Ho, ho, holy s***!"
Chuck Norris and Medusa had a staring contest. Medusa turned to stone.
Yo mama so dumb, she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!
Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?
Yo, forehead is so big...the photo on yo driver's license says "to be continued on the back."
Chuck Norris once put a plastic bag on his head, and the bag suffocated to death.
Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!
Chuck Norris and Time had a race.
Result: Time is still running...
