Exaggeration jokes

Yo mama is so skinny, she can dodge raindrops.

Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!

You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.

You don't have dreams, you have movies.

Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.

I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.

Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!

Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.

Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.

Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.

"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."

Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.

Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator.

You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven.

You’re so short, you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.

Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!

Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.

This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.