You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.
Exaggeration Jokes
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven.
You’re so short, you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.
Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!
Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!
Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.
Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry.
Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!
Yo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out, it took 15 years to finish!
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven...
Your forehead is so big, your face is on your chin.
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!
Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed Death.
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan.
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him.
Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.
