Everyday life jokes

What does a blind man say when he passes the fish market?...."Hello ladies!"

Why did the orphan cross the road?

Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.

Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"

And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."

Where is the pocket?

It is there, the pocket.

My mom told me it's not healthy to stay in my room all day... but the only places I'm allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.

Sometimes I just wake up in the morning, and think, "Well, better luck next time."

Amber Heard's Morning Routine

Wake Up. Eat Breakfast. Take a Shit. Get Out of Bed.

People say that life is short.

I say... life is the longest thing we ever do.

Define abnormal life.

Waking up every day living a sane life!