Everyday life jokes

What does a blind man say when he passes the fish market?...."Hello ladies!"

Why did the orphan cross the road?

Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.

Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"

And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."

Where is the pocket?

It is there, the pocket.

Amber Heard's Morning Routine

Wake Up. Eat Breakfast. Take a Shit. Get Out of Bed.

Define abnormal life.

Waking up every day living a sane life!

Sometimes I just wake up in the morning, and think, "Well, better luck next time."

People say that life is short.

I say... life is the longest thing we ever do.

What's worse than depression & suicide?

Easy: LIVING. Everyday you wish you were dead but then reality hits you in the face that you're still alive and have to suffer living.

Pretend or not pretend, we have to decide everyday even if we don't pretend no one will notice :) no one ever does :). Living is the problem to everything. We get depression cuz of it and so much. Why can't we just die :)?