Everyday life jokes

Where is the pocket?

It is there, the pocket.

Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"

And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."

Why did the orphan cross the road?

Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.

Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today and tomorrow. I have to go home from home and walk home. Walk and a bike. Walk, walk, and a bike to school tomorrow night. I have to have lunch with my mom and dad, and I have dinner with you tonight.

Me and my friend's life story on a daily basis.

I did a walk today and had fun. Today, I did not have to go get my kids and get to my new house. 🏠 It was a good day. I had fun. I did a walk today. I had fun today, but I’m going to be at the car 🚘 when I’m at my car. 🚘 What time was your night time? What time did [you go to bed]?

Define abnormal life.

Waking up every day living a sane life!

Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...

What does a blind man say when he passes the fish market?...."Hello ladies!"