Everyday life jokes
What does a blind man say when he passes the fish market?...."Hello ladies!"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.
Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"
And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."
so true
Where is the pocket?
It is there, the pocket.
Amber Heard's Morning Routine
Wake Up. Eat Breakfast. Take a Shit. Get Out of Bed.
My mom told me it's not healthy to stay in my room all day... but the only places I'm allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
Define abnormal life.
Waking up every day living a sane life!
Me and a person downtown.
Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night.
Me: I guess so.
Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this?
Me: I don't know. I used to, but don't anymore.
Person: Why'd you stop?
Me: Unfortunately, I lived every time I'd try something.
Sometimes I just wake up in the morning, and think, "Well, better luck next time."
