Ethnic Group jokes
How do you name a disabled Asian?
Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
What do you call two Mexicans playing ping pong? Juan on Juan.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.
Three Europeans come to America. They all get captured by Native Americans, and they want to kill them. But the Europeans beg to have their lives spared.
The Native Americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: The Europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit, and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The Native American says, "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass, and he laughs, and the Native Americans kill him.
The second guy comes back with a grape. The Native American tells him the same thing. He laughs and the Native American kills him. They both see each other in heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach, and peaches are fuzzy, so that's why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?"
The second guy says, “Oh yeah, I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!”
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
Sandstorm.
What did the Chinese man say to his wife?
I'll chin you later.
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.
Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was fucking one and she kept on saying, "I'm Tu Yung."
Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.
Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.
But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.