How do you name a disabled Asian?
Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.
Ethnic Group Jokes
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
What do you call two Mexicans playing ping pong? Juan on Juan.
What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.
Three Europeans come to America. They all get captured by Native Americans, and they want to kill them. But the Europeans beg to have their lives spared.
The Native Americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: The Europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit, and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The Native American says, "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass, and he laughs, and the Native Americans kill him.
The second guy comes back with a grape. The Native American tells him the same thing. He laughs and the Native American kills him. They both see each other in heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach, and peaches are fuzzy, so that's why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?"
The second guy says, “Oh yeah, I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!”
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
Sandstorm.
What did the Chinese man say to his wife?
I'll chin you later.
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.