I know how to cut down on Medicare expenses.
Lock Alzheimer's patients in dog cages when they misbehave.
I know how to cut down on Medicare expenses.
Lock Alzheimer's patients in dog cages when they misbehave.
I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.
Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?
A. She didn't know how to swallow.
I should probably stop making abortion jokes.
After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.
Remember kids.
Killing an AISH worker is a victimless crime.
It's not rape if you say "April Fools!"
Incest.
When your genealogy chart is a straight line.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
It's not incest if you're adopted.
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.