Ethics

Ethics Jokes

Expense

I know how to cut down on Medicare expenses.

Lock Alzheimer's patients in dog cages when they misbehave.

Blow job

Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?

A. She didn't know how to swallow.

Abortion

I should probably stop making abortion jokes.

After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.

Abuse

Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.

I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.

Slinky

What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

Cheek

I had sex with a disabled girl. You can say I handiclapped those cheeks.

Sex

"The dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife, but his wife said no, so he fucked his daughter."

People

I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.

Difference

Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?

A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.

Hospital

Whenever I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.

There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, and it can be quite annoying, making it hard for the patients to sleep, so I unplug them.