Et jokes
The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?”
Why can’t he just speak plain English?
I know this is a really bad poem, but I'll do it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to do.
'Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No, it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and et cetera. It goes on and on. But why wish for riches? You're already rich enough. If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!
Like I said, it's really bad. :(
Off brand Hollow Knight
Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.
Hvis du tenker på det, så er adopsjon siste valget for et barn, så de som er adoptert var siste valget.
Bra eat E.T.?
People will bet on everything... ...I mean nothing.
Bro how are my favorite rappers gonna make good music if they can’t pop PERKIES
i wanna be a firefighter when i grow up
Community talk
toast i made a new yt pfp for myself but im gonna put it on my channel when i get on my phone next bc th eipad wont et me
Assalum Alaykum, Monolingual Beta Males! It is Language Simp, your favorite hyperpolyglot gigachad alphamale. Tell me to speak a language! I can speak over 50 Languages at a D1 fluent level! In the last post I created, I asked everyone to say a language. Say a language or I will eat your dog! My language rq's last time: German AKA nazi saussage language - Deine Mutter ist eine Schlampe und ich habe sie letzte Nacht… Read more
Is E.T (Exquisite Toad) on?