Et jokes
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can phone home.
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
Why were ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
Hvis du tenker på det, så er adopsjon siste valget for et barn, så de som er adoptert var siste valget.
How many letters are in the English Alphabet?
Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.
I know this is a really bad poem, but I'll do it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to do.
'Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No, it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and et cetera. It goes on and on. But why wish for riches? You're already rich enough. If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!
Like I said, it's really bad. :(
Toto is at school and asks if he can go to the bathroom. The teacher says no.
Then, she asks Toto, “Where is the biggest river in the world?”
“Under my bench,” he replies.
English: It's the story of two potatoes, one gets mashed and the other screams “Oh mash!”
French: C’est l’histoire de deux pommes de terre. Une d’elles se fait écraser et l’autre s’écrie “Oh purée!”
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.
Bonjour all ;-) , nd here a frog ( French) joke lol.
Qui a inventé le mètre et qui a inventé le centimètre? (Who invented the meter, and who invented the centimeter?)
Answer: Adam à inventé le mêtre, parce qu'il voulait le (mettre) de dans... (Adam invented the meter because he wanted to put it in).
Eve à inventée le centimetre, parce qu'elle voulait, le sentir-metre (centimetre) Eve invented the centimeter, because she wanted to feel it when going in...
How does E.T. have an advantage over orphans? E.T. can actually phone home.
Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.
The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?”
Why can’t he just speak plain English?