Ernie jokes

Ernie and Burt were camping in the woods, when they woke up Burt asked Ernie "how did you sleep?" Ernie replied with "I slept amazing! I had a great dream that I was in a magic candy world and was sucking the most tastiest lollipop I'd ever tasted in my life."

Burt replied with "Good to hear, I slept amazing too. I had a dream that I was in heaven surrounded by angels, and one of them was giving me a blow job."

My friend called me a dick earlier. I said, "You are what you eat." He then proceeded to run away from me.

I got detention for giving an emo kid a happy meal.

What is black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

I think I banged a Chinese celebrity...

She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.

Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.