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hayden💯💯💯 · 3 years ago

My mom:what movie do u want to see. Me:uhhh-

A black and white movie poster of a bear, with white powder surrounding it. The movie title "Cocaine Bear" is written in red letters. Below the title it says, "Get in line February 24."

Teen

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) · 3 years ago

Well.

A news headline reads: Missouri teens steal what they think is cocaine, end up snorting their grandfather's ashes. Below, a young man's mugshot is shown, and under that a comment says: How much did they snort? Half a gran?

Gorilla

Thoughtless · 2 years ago

experiment

The post is a text-based message with several paragraphs detailing a hypothetical scenario involving gorillas and drugs in a shopping mall.

Family

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a box of the board game "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" with a picture on the box of two kids. On the play area, there are multiple lines of white powder and a credit card, suggesting drug use.

Coke

Wade · 2 years ago

COCaine

A cartoon figure with red and white face, big eyes, and a pointy hat appears to be dancing. Next to it, another cartoon figure with a smaller body and a jester hat looks dizzy or dazed. The text says: "POMNI I HAVE SNORTED A SUITCASE FULL OF COKE AND I'M STARTING TO FEEL THE AFFECTS! HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHA"

Drug Abuse

Willy b · 2 months ago

A two-panel comic. In the top panel, a scuba diver watches a sea turtle swimming underwater with a plastic straw in its nose and a six-pack of soda cans around its flipper, saying, 'Oh no that poor turtle!'. In the bottom panel, the sea turtle is at the ocean floor delivering the soda cans to another turtle who is using the straw to snort lines of white powder off a rock.

Waffle

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A man with a mustache and an Old Spice hat says "We go together like cocaine and waffles."

Urine

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows Elmo looking confused to the right. To his left is a clear cup with a pair of eyes floating on top. The text reads, "When Elmo's urine sample begins to sing about the importance of drinking water, he realizes that the cocaine he got from Tampa was probably less than 100% pure."

Size

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Ernie looks surprised at a rectangular package while Bert stands next to him. The text says: "Ernie is astonished at the size of the brick of cocaine Bert managed to buy with this month's rent money."

Kid

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a multi-panel meme. The first panel depicts an older man with a worried expression behind the wheel of a car. Above him, there is a Spotify playlist titled "Heavy Gamer". Below, there is a stick figure lying in a pool of blood, and a small picture of a person with the text "LIB STATUS: SMASHED!". The last two panels show the words "DESTRUCTION 100" and "FILICIDE 100" mimicking a video game style.

Song

Shower thoughts · 8 months ago

What song did Whitney Houston listen to while doing cocaine?

"Run It!" by Chris Brown.