What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
Erection Jokes
If Donald Trump is running against Bill Clinton, it's safe to say that we are witnessing the Lolita Express Erections...oops, I mean Elections.
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
Husband: “Honey, what’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection?”
Wife: “ok... what is it?”
Husband: “I don’t have a Ferrari right now.”
We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.
No one is taking it harder than grandpa.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
We really should erect a statue of the guy who killed Hitler.
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
Erectile dysfunction.
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Been watching Smackdown DVDs, and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
She blew on it, and it went hard.
One Erection would be a very nice name for a gay band.
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.
