“What happens to an Asian man when he runs into a brick wall with an erection?”
“A broken nose.”
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
Girls Are Yummy Stupid
Are Really Erectable
Tasty Honey Ejaculable
Booty Everything Sucking Titties
Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D
What do Japanese men do when they vote?
They have an erection.
I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus, and all I could think to myself was, "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection..." But she did.
