Erection jokes

Q: How can you tell the sun is a boy?

A: It rises every morning.

So you can't pay rent and you know you're going to get evicted, but all of the sudden you hear a knock on your door and it's your landlord, but he's naked and erect, and on his cock, it says, "Your rent is due."

What do you get when you throw a baby into the wheat thresher?

An erection.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.

When a man loses his testosterone,

Man: Could I please have a loaner boner?

“What happens to an Asian man when he runs into a brick wall with an erection?”

“A broken nose.”

What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades and throw it down the stairs?

An erection!

Girls Are Yummy Stupid

Are Really Erectable

Tasty Honey Ejaculable

Booty Everything Sucking Titties

Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D

What do Japanese men do when they vote?

They have an erection.

I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus, and all I could think to myself was, "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection..." But she did.