Entertainment jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY!
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"Drop it like it's HOT!"
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
"Rapeboat momma" on OnlyFans. Rapeboat is her number one sub.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
What's a rapper's favorite type of footwear?
Mic drops.