What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.
Drake.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
