There's a movie about constipation. It hasn't come out yet.
What's does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common ? Their both made of plastic and children turn them on
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.
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A new game the whole family can play...
Incest
Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
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They are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
why did sally drop her ice cream come? because she got hit bye a bus. subscribe to my youtube channel to find more jokes like this one.search Irs Calvin and the pic of the kid ,,,thats me
Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop
Number 1 ventriloquist dies at age 76, will be mist
You guys asked for a joke? Well you're in luck, cause you already are one!
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead.
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming. Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. Didn't make sense not to live for fun. Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.
So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go. You'll never shine if you don't glow.
[Chorus:] Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid. And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold.
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder. You're bundled up now wait 'til you get older. But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture.
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin. The water's getting warm so you might as well swim. My world's on fire. How about yours? That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored.
[Chorus 2x]
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas. I need to get myself away from this place. I said yep, what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change.
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming. Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. Didn't make sense not to live for fun. Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.
So much to do, so much to see. So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go. You'll never shine if you don't glow.
[Chorus]
And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold.
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks then he'll have to call his pub a Mars Bar
What's Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.
