What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES!
How does a rapper stay cool?
He drops some ICE in his rhymes.
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?
Tequila Mockingbird.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
