There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.
Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
Why was the emo kid thrown out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
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What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
All these jokes really hijacking my mind.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Hello *everyone now question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
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