Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
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Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Presto.
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To dig deep with his lyrics.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count his bars.
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some WAVES.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
