Have you been to that paraplegic strip club? It's crawling with pussy!
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."
The couple next door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."
In the realm of pixels and screens, Josh pursues videos, a world unseen. Six dollars exchange, a transaction made, A story told, emotions cascade.
The power of film, a gift divine, Stirring souls, weaving through time. Six dollars spent, a connection formed, A simple act, a heart transformed.
In every frame, a universe unfolds, Captivating minds, stories untold. Josh buys videos for six, a token small, Yet within them lies magic, captivating all.
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.
I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."
A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.
I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.
What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?
The Hunger Games!
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
Mmm, I'm Walter McWhitey, I'm from the newest Mexico.
I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.
I thought a few hits would cheer him up!
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?
Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?
