I was siting in class when my theacher said have any questions the SUSpenDID Class clown said whos joe so teach said joe who so the clown said joe mama so i said what in the BALLS so i ended up stay in detention with the clown ah so cozy
What goes in dry and come out wet and has white stuff at the end
I can find the end of time before I find your hairline.
pro lifers: end abortion!!!
pro lifers after school shooting: but not this abortion.
Iβm going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I wonβt stand up and shut the door.
Why does hitler hate golf he would end up in a bunker
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women
What is long, hard and has cum in it? CuCUMber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? SiX
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in china too.
What starts with a P and ends in an S? (hint: men have it and women want it) Pockets
how do you end arguement with an emo, kick the chair
I told someone some jokes y'know fruit ninja, barcode legs, french puppet thigh wrings. And she was like saying thats not cool and stuff. So she reported me and it was like. The counselor: So i've heard you've been making sh jokes? Me: You say it like it's a bad thing Her: It is Me: chill bro it aint that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)
π£: "Stop making suicide jokes! "
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon"
