Empire jokes
Caesar went to the future only to see how the Romans forgot Julius Caesar but only made a salad... I think it would have been better if Caesar stayed dead.
What is the difference between the assassination of César and the assassination of Jesus?
They were both killed by Romans.
Memes
What did the expired butter do once it had expired?
It did an expire.
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
What did Caesar call a person?
She-Caesar.
Where does Caesar keep his armies?
Up his sleavies.
Memes
Ok,how the hell has this "Meme" got so many likes?
Right, the bit as the bottom... i mean, look i keep myslef open on systems to rule empires and shit should i ever need to be it.
Community
www.Stand ready for my arrival, Worm. You were given orders, you were given time. You were given more leeway than most, and yet I find this planet unprepared for the arrival of our Viltrum Empire. The Empire anticipated your resistance, which is why they sent me. I am Conquest, and I am your last chance to fulfill your duty. [Mid-Fight] The truth is... I want you to resist. I'm not here to save you. I'm not here to s… Read more
Stand ready for my arrival, Worm. You were given orders, you were given time. You were given more leeway than most, and yet I find this planet unprepared for the arrival of our Viltrum Empire. The Empire anticipated your resistance, which is why they sent me. I am Conquest, and I am your last chance to fulfill your duty.
[Mid-Fight]
The truth is... I want you to resist. I'm not here to save you. I'm not here to spr… Read more
“ When the Jews return to Zion - And a comet fills the sky - The Holy Roman Empire rises - And you and I must die - From the eternal sea he rises - Creating armies on either shore - Turning man against his brother - Till man exists no more”