What is the difference between the assassination of César and the assassination of Jesus?
They were both killed by Romans.
Empire Jokes
What did the expired butter do once it had expired?
It did an expire.
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
What did Caesar call a person?
She-Caesar.
Where does Caesar keep his armies?
Up his sleavies.
Memes
Ok,how the hell has this "Meme" got so many likes?
Right, the bit as the bottom... i mean, look i keep myslef open on systems to rule empires and shit should i ever need to be it.
