Emoś jokes
What do you call a group of emo kids?
The suicide squad.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?
The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just cry in darkness.
What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?
The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
The emo kid asked the tree for a high five. The tree left them hanging.