Emoś jokes

What does an Emo do with his friends?

Literally hanging out.

Like if I am emo.

What do you call a group of emos?

A cutting board.

What do you call a group of emos?

The Suicide Squad.

Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.

What’s an emo's favorite game?

The emo within.

British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."

Emo people totally suck!

I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"

I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.

What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.

What's an emo's favorite game?

Hangman.

Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.

Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.

Imagine being emo.

Couldn't be me.

Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.

Nah, they eat emo meals.

I got detention for giving an emo kid a happy meal.

Like if you're emo, LMAO.

All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.