Emoś jokes
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
What did the tree do to the emo? Left her hanging.
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
Do emo kids get jealous of their phone when it dies?
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
Like if I am emo.
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.
What’s an emo's favorite game?
The emo within.
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
Emo people totally suck!
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"