Emoś jokes
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
Do emo kids get jealous of their phone when it dies?
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
Like if I am emo.
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.
What’s an emo's favorite game?
The emo within.
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
Emo people totally suck!
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Imagine being emo.
Couldn't be me.
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a happy meal.