Emo

Emo Jokes

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!

Nerd

Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.

Emo kid

How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?

It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.

Orphan

Why do orphans like emos?

Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.

Emo kid

Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.

Cut

What do you say when an emo cuts themself?

"Like your cut, G."

Orphan

What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.

Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.

Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.

Friend

My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."

Mom

Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?

Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!