How do you know you’ve been robbed by an Asian?
The house is clean, the homework is done, but the idiot is having trouble backing out of the driveway.
Stop joking about suicide, it's not funny. You people must be so ignorant to be able to joke about such serious issues that you clearly are uneducated on.
Q: What do you call a skeleton that go's to school but doesn't do any work A:lazy bones
Why does the Sun go to school? To get brighter!
Why did Sally fail her final exam?
Because she had nothing written down.
There r 3 things wong wit dis world.
1. Spelin
B. Maths
why did Sally decide to fly to school?
She couldn't drive.
A is for apple, B is for dyslexia—oh wait, no! That’s D!
So three retards walk into a classroom...
Sike, it was the garbage. They mistook it for their classroom.
Guess who I saw at school today?
Everyone I looked at. loooooooool
One day Little Johnny's class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?" Little Mary says, "The teacher is very intelligent." The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?" Little Suzie says, "They are very fashionable." The teacher says, "Johnny, why don't you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence." Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy 'Darling how does my dictate'"
My friend had no school because of heavy snow.
Guess you could say it was a snow school day!
Se we are in class right, and the teacher has a metal leg. Every year she gets the question of "do metal detectors beep every time you walk by them?" She herd this question to the point were she just says yes without hesitation. Once she had said yes, two kids int he back started laughing. Teacher: Ok alright, take it a little bit more seriously would you? Kid: Oh were not laughing at that. Kid_2: Were laughing at cancer.
I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and everything was half off. I didn't know back to school sales had started already.
What does a priest hold on to when having sex?
He holds on to the schoolbag.
Why do priests appreciate educated children?
They don't spit.
How do fish get to school?
By the octobus.
Tell your teacher this: "I passed a test that took 60 minutes. It wasn't your work, it wasn't my work, it was hour work!"
What did the mentally retarded kid get on his test?
Drool.
My teacher gave us an assignment, and one of the questions was "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
I answered, "Happy."
The teacher said I didn't understand the test. I said to her that she didn't understand life.
