Education jokes
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
Yo hairline is a distraction to my education.
A student asked a teacher, "How do you pronounce this word? It's spelled A-L-L-I-E-D."
The teacher was about to answer, but then the student said, "Actually, I know how to pronounce it. I lied!" (allied)
I got sent out of a library for putting a women's rights book in the fiction section.
What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?
D+.
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
One day at school, Little Johnny and his friends were asked to do a sheet of paper which said, “Put a matching word from the word bank into the slot in the sentence that makes it make sense.” But when the teacher marked Little Johnny's papers, she asked why he put the word "bank" in every slot. And he says, “Well teacher, you said to put a word from the word bank and that's one word! So I had no choice but to put down that word!”
Uh, six teachers are annoying. Thank God I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.
So in prep class, the students were asked to write a letter to their grandparents for Grandparents Day.
Little Johnny's friend, Little Sally, wrote things like, "Thank you," and, "You are so nice!" And Little Johnny goes, "What are you doing? You got it wrong!" So Sally says, "What do you mean? It's a letter." Little Johnny says, "Why did you do it like that? Just write a letter from the alphabet like the teacher said!" Then he says, "I wrote a J to remind them of me!"
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?
A: She kept stepping on a rake.
Me: Dad, my phone is broken.
Dad: How?
Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.
Dad: Stupid.
How is everyone? I just started school. Sixth grade, yeah!
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria?
He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
[Parent’s signature: __________]
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.