Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.
Easier Jokes
Life would be so much easier if grass was emo.
Because it would cut itself.
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
Women.
What's the difference between a potted plant and your wife?
The first is easier to bury.
- Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop.
- Right. So you weigh yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? That’s cool.
- Oh...that might actually be even easier.
The teacher said she made the kids guess what a random word was, and it was honey. She also gave them a sample of honey to make it a little easier.
Teacher said that it was something that you eat and what parents call each other. Little Johnny said, "I know what it is now! Spit them out now guys, their Buttholes!"
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
How is toilet paper recycled?
Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.
"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older, and she laughed so hard she cried a little."
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.
The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.
It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
What’s the difference between a cat and a dog?
It’s easier to throw a cat against the wall.
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
