Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside
life would be so much easier if grass was emo
because it would cut itself
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
Women.
What's the difference between a potted plant and your wife?
The first is easier to bury.
- Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop - Right. So you weight yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? That’s cool. - Oh..that might actually be even easier
The teacher said made the kids guess what a random word was and it was honey. She also gave them a sample of honey to make it a little easier. Teacher said that it was something that you eat and what parents call each other. Little Johnny said, “I know what it is now! Spit them out now guys, their Buttholes!”
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older and she laughed so hard she cried a little."
How is toilet paper recycled?
Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.
Why do emo kids were hoodie's
They hang easier
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots so they can climb a fence easier
I just gotta come out and say it. I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining⛏ community.
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach" but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
What’s the difference between a cat and a dog?
It’s easier to throw a cat against the wall.
Why cant orphans become famous? Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down
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-Dude, What is your favorite rapper?
-He is very cold blooded
-Why?
-He is Ice Cube
What do women and dog turns have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
