What's the difference between a potted plant and your wife?
The first is easier to bury.
Why do emo kids were hoodie's
They hang easier
What’s the difference between a cat and a dog?
It’s easier to throw a cat against the wall.
Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside
life would be so much easier if grass was emo
because it would cut itself
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
Women.
- Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop - Right. So you weight yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? That’s cool. - Oh..that might actually be even easier
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older and she laughed so hard she cried a little."
How is toilet paper recycled?
Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.
A 9 year old year girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breath as she waits for the doctor to come. The doctor finally comes and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth
It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender fluid bisexual
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots so they can climb a fence easier
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach" but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
Why cant orphans become famous? Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down
The teacher said made the kids guess what a random word was and it was honey. She also gave them a sample of honey to make it a little easier. Teacher said that it was something that you eat and what parents call each other. Little Johnny said, “I know what it is now! Spit them out now guys, their Buttholes!”
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-Dude, What is your favorite rapper?
-He is very cold blooded
-Why?
-He is Ice Cube
What do women and dog turns have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
