Earthquake jokes
Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard, and the earth started shaking like an earthquake.
What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!
When there’s an earthquake, coffins become underground maracas.
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
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