What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard, and the earth started shaking like an earthquake.
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!
When there’s an earthquake, coffins become underground maracas.
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
