Earthquake jokes

Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.

Yo momma is so fat that the ground shakes a lot as she walks.

What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!

What does a one-night stand have in common with earthquakes? You never know how long they'll last.

One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me, "What's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.

A cow is an earthquake, it's a milkshake.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.

One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."

Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard, and the earth started shaking like an earthquake.

If Michael J. Fox was in the middle of an earthquake, would he know it?

Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.

Q: Why did the fault line start acting crazy?

A: Because it was on crack.

What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?

Continental Drift.

Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!