E-commerce jokes

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....I'll let you know.

eBay is so useless.

I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.

When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.

What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?

He puts his PJ-Amazon!

What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.

Ebay is so useless. I tried searching up lighters, and all they had was 13,749 matches.

Did you hear about the monkeys that share an Amazon account? They were prime mates.

I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I'll let you know.