E-commerce jokes

If your wife has boxes and boxes ending up at your front door from her online shopping habit, tell her that you’ve only had one box through the marriage and that she should be happy.

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....I'll let you know.

eBay is so useless.

I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.

When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.

What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?

He puts his PJ-Amazon!

What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.

Ebay is so useless. I tried searching up lighters, and all they had was 13,749 matches.

Did you hear about the monkeys that share an Amazon account? They were prime mates.

I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I'll let you know.