Dyslexic jokes

Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?

He shot a Ginger.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

A dyslexic walks into a bra.

Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral?”

No? Shame, it was real fun.

I thought a waitress said to me, "You're good looking." In fact, she was asking if I'd like some pudding.

My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"

"A dyslexic atheist lies awake at night wondering if there really is a Dog."

My "friend" has dyslexia.

Myles Parfitt ;/

I can't spell. Spell. Pels. Slepe. Spell. Ellpas[a[dpa[pw[paew[pfopaojf[apdkoc[asndcsdokd Fkuc.

The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."

Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.

That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:

Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.

When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?

When it fails to turn up.

A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.

I'm dyslexic. My sister was reading, "What's the book?" I asked. She showed me the cover. "You reading 'The Scared Bull'?" I asked. She started laughing. "No, 'The Sacred Bull'!"

Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.

My middle name is Brian. I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out "Johnny Brain Walker" was incorrect.

Rory Burrows is dyslexic.

If the dyslexic man wanted to adopt a kid, then how could he sign the papers?