Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
Dyslexic Jokes
Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?
He shot a Ginger.
I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.
Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Steven.
Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral?”
No? Shame, it was real fun.
"A dyslexic atheist lies awake at night wondering if there really is a Dog."
I thought a waitress said to me, "You're good looking." In fact, she was asking if I'd like some pudding.
A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.
My middle name is Brian. I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out "Johnny Brain Walker" was incorrect.
When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?
When it fails to turn up.
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.
I'm dyslexic. My sister was reading, "What's the book?" I asked. She showed me the cover. "You reading 'The Scared Bull'?" I asked. She started laughing. "No, 'The Sacred Bull'!"
My "friend" has dyslexia.
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
Rory Burrows is dyslexic.
I can't spell. Spell. Pels. Slepe. Spell. Ellpas[a[dpa[pw[paew[pfopaojf[apdkoc[asndcsdokd Fkuc.
They told me I'd never be good at poetry.
But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!
Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He bought a warehouse.
Wee dyslexic boy and girl in class.
Wee boy says, "Can you smell gas?"
Wee girl replies, "I canny even smell my name!"