Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer? He shot a Ginger.
I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.
Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Steven
Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral”? No? Shame, it was real fun
"A dyslexic atheist lies awake at night wondering if there really is a Dog."
Thought a waitress said to me you're good looking In fact she was asking If I'd like some pudding
A man walks Into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke
My middle name Is Brian I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out Johnny Brain Walker was Incorrect
When dose a dyslexic person no when they've spelt their address wrong when ordering online when It fails to turn up
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian why do think that I said the teacher replied because you're reading from Right to Left
Once asked If I played Scrabble being dyslexic I asked Is It was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version
I'm dyslexic my sister was reading, whats the book I asked, she showed me the cover you reading The Scared Bull, she started laughing no The Sacred Bull
my "friend" has dyslexia
my friend asks me what does idk mean i said i dion't knowm my friend says you mean i don't know i said thats what i said
Rory burrows is dyslexic
I cant splel spele pels slepe splel ellpas[a[dpa[pw[paew[pfopaojf[apdkoc[asndcsdokd fkuc
They told me I'd never be good at poetry.But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase and they look lovely
Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse
Wee dyslexic boy and girl in class. Wee boy says"Can you smell gas?? Wee girl replies"I canny even smell my name"
