Dying jokes
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost internet connection.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.
Why did Stephen Hawkins die? They unplugged the WiFi.
One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer.
One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. "I will go ask God!" So, he asks God, and God chuckles. "You are what you are!"
The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, "What is wrong?" The zebra answers, "Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied 'You are what you are!'"
His friend says, "Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said 'You is what you is!'"
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
There was a power outage.
Three men are traveling through the desert when their single camel dies. They walk for a while, but then it becomes night. Desperate for shelter, they suddenly stumble across a tent, and inside are three beautiful women. The men were not only lost but horny, too, so they begin to have sex with the women. But the tent belongs to a prince, and these three women were his wives, so he is very angry when he arrives an hour later and sees three strangers having sex with his wives. He tells the three men he will chop off their penises as punishment, in some way relating to their job. He asks the first man what his job is:
The guy says, "I'm a fireman."
The prince says, "Then we'll burn your dick off!"
The second guy says, "I'm an employee at the shooting range."
The prince says, "Then we'll shoot your dick off!"
The third guy smiles and says, "I'm a lollipop salesman."
Why did he not love anymore? His battery died.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
When Stephen Hawking died, I assume his computer crash caused it.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.
How did Steven Hawkings die?
His wife tripped over his charging plug when he was at 2% battery.