Drug Abuse jokes
What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?
Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.
Congrats to George Floyd on 2 years sobriety.
Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly. I took one shot, puffed through my pipe, and jumped in the air on a trampoline. I woke up in heaven.
I asked an angel, "How did I die?"
"Well, little monkey, you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head. Your mom called the doctor, and the doctor said you were dead."
How's George Floyd doing these days? Being drug-free for a year, he must be feeling pretty swell.
So, my son is into astronomy, and he asked how stars die. I said, "Usually overdose."
How do you know the hooker killed herself?
She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch.
I bought drugs today.
"Just say no to drugs!"
Well, if I'm talking to my drugs, I probably already said yes.
I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa?
Sniffing cocaine?
YES SIRRR!
If there was someone selling drugs around here, we'd know.
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
Community talk
Typically, the base for lean is a strong prescription cold medicine, specifically cough syrup that contains both promethazine and codeine. Other preparations use codeine/guaifenasin, hydrocodone/chlorphenamine, hydrocodone/APAP, and hydrocodone/homatropine. Over-the-counter cold medicines that contain dextromethorphan (often paired with guaifenasin or acetaminophen) as the active ingredient have also been used, as th… Read more