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Misfortune

When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!

When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!

When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!

Black

Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.

Line

What's the hardest line to draw in a hospital?

... A FLATLINE!

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  • Eyebrow

    I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

    She looked at me surprised.

    (P.S. I am not at that age plus I am as straight as a helix ruler.)

    Battle

    What did the two paintings say after a long battle?

    Let's call this one a draw.

    Picture

    I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked, "What are you drawing?" I said, "You taking a shower."

    Potassium

    Why did potassium draw a tear that would result in him crying?

    Because all of his friends argon.

    Backpack

    I have a friend that sells backpacks for a living. You can draw on them using markers of different color variants.

    He one day said his business was "remarkable."

    Eyebrow

    I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

    Father

    A father and a son were painting pictures together. The son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T, and the son said, "What happened to your hand?" looking at the scar tissue near the father's knuckle. The father replied with, "You know what happened, you were there." The son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings. They're exactly the same.

    The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there's only one painting.

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  • Friend

    Dr. Dre caught his friend Snoop Dogg looking in other people's drawers. Dre then said, "Don't Snoop around."

    Ruler

    Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.