Draw jokes
My boy, I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now!
*draws a picture of his "epic" sword*
"What... WHAT... WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!"
Drawned.
When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
What's the hardest line to draw in a hospital?
... A FLATLINE!
You look like a 2 year old drawing that came alive.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked at me surprised.
(P.S. I am not at that age plus I am as straight as a helix ruler.)
What did the two paintings say after a long battle?
Let's call this one a draw.
I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked, "What are you drawing?" I said, "You taking a shower."
Why did potassium draw a tear that would result in him crying?
Because all of his friends argon.
Wow! That whiteboard is remarkable!
I have a friend that sells backpacks for a living. You can draw on them using markers of different color variants.
He one day said his business was "remarkable."
What's one thing gay people can't draw?
A straight line.
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
Why does the nurse need a red pen?
In case she has to draw blood.
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
I laughed at their chalk outline.
A father and a son were painting pictures together. The son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T, and the son said, "What happened to your hand?" looking at the scar tissue near the father's knuckle. The father replied with, "You know what happened, you were there." The son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings. They're exactly the same.
The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there's only one painting.
Dr. Dre caught his friend Snoop Dogg looking in other people's drawers. Dre then said, "Don't Snoop around."
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.
How does an artist fill in a CV?
He draws on experience.