DoS jokes
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
Why do Republican men hate transgender people?
Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!
Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship.
Joe Biden says we need to save the women and children. Bill Clinton says, "Screw the women and children." Joe Biden says, "Do we have that much time?"
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and George Washington are on a sinking ship.
As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts: “Save the women!”
George W. Bush hysterically hollers: “Screw the women!”
Bill Clinton asks excitedly: “Do we have time?”
What do you call a smart person in America?
A tourist.
What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?
Chelsea Clinton.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
A photon is checking into a hotel.
The bellhop asks him, "Do you have any luggage?"
The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
Give them a Sandy Hook.
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.