What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
A guy is bankrupt, so he gives his son a duck and tells him to go sell it for as much as he can. So the kid goes on the street to sell the duck. A prostitute walks by and says, "I'll fuck you for $10." The boy says, “I would, but I don't have any money.” She says, “Ok, I'll take the duck instead.” He says ok, so they go upstairs and fuck.
The prostitute says, “That’s the best sex I've ever had. I'll give you the duck back and we can do it again.” So they do and he gets the duck back. But when they go downstairs, the duck gets hit by a car. And the guy that hit the duck feels so bad that he gives the kid $25. So when he gets home, his father asks him why he looks so tired. The boy says, well, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and $25 for a fucked up fuck.
Do y'all love God?
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
What do you call a rapper who can’t RHYME?
Unemployed
What do you call a Mexican fighting a catholic priest? Alien vs. Predator
My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like dad what are you doing? I said don’t worry you’ll be doing it soon. He said why is that? I told him my arm is getting tired.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A SNIFF BEAT
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an ACCOUNTANT?
Jay-Z and B
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
