DoS jokes
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through something so small?"
I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?
Depends how hard they blow out the candles.
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?
I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
How do you know you’re at a gay church?
Half the congregation is kneeling.