What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
why cant the orphan eat doritoes They where all family sized
Why can't orphans eat Doritos because it's family side
every dorito bag for orphans is family sized
I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen it's only people who are skinny but the fat people can't have none all they do is suck it up like a lollipop.
When Trump goes to the beach he doesn't use suntan lotion he uses Dorito dust. And it stays on for the rest of his life.
Whats the difference between a baby and a dorito? One is a tasty snack, the other is a dorito.
How do you get a baby out of a blender? With doritos
your so small you went handgliding on a dorito!
