Donald Trump

Donald Trump Jokes

IQ

Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?

A. The Jello has a higher IQ.

Bus

If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.

Nazi

Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.

They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!

Joe Biden

Donald Trump secretly admires Joe Biden. How do I know?

He attempts to imitate "Sleepy Joe" by falling asleep during his court cases and during part of the Republican National Convention!

People

How can you tell Donald Trump is old and demented?

He can't distinguish between tanned people and cockroaches!

Lover

For all the talk of Donald Trump loving America, most of his lovers are imported from Eastern Europe.

Election

If Donald Trump is running against Bill Clinton, it's safe to say that we are witnessing the Lolita Express Erections...oops, I mean Elections.

Girl

I'm shocked about Donald Trump escaping the transgender accusations. Trump is more talkative than any of the popular girls I went to school with! Not to mention Trump's tweets...

Surprise

It's no surprise Donald Trump moved to Florida. That's where the oranges are.

Monica Lewinsky

"Monica Lewinsky has gone down on Bill Clinton several times. What's stopping her from having a one-night stand with Donald Trump?"

"Trump is nothing more than a little pussy, don't ya know?"

Alabama

How did Donald Trump win Alabama twice?

By declaring that he has a crush on his daughter!

Difference

What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?

A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.

Dinner

What did Donald Trump serve Justin Trudeau at the state dinner?

Poutine in traditional Russian dressing!

Race

Why is Donald Trump so jealous of Usain Bolt?

Because he successfully finished a race!

American

So Americans strongly worship Donald Trump, eh? Well, let's put that claim to the test by throwing him into the general population of Rikers Island.

Felon

I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza.

Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.

...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.